Ask, bitches.
you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the sofa and when you wake up you’re still on the sofa
(Source: wonka-bar)
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here